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resumen año 2009

2009: In the Beginning
Where did you bring in the New Year? en mi casa, en mi cama viendo conciertos de pearl jam y recibiendo y mandando mensajes de texto, pathetic 
Who were you with? con mis abuelos maternos y mi tia rosa.
Did you kiss anyone at midnight? no.
Did you make any resolutions? yes yes in inglés.

2009: Your Love Life

Did you break up with anyone? si.
Did you get anything for Valentine’s day? ni una hueá, más desconsiderado el susodicho, en cambio yo gasté mil plata en enviarle regalos de acá, hueona me llaman.
Did you meet anyone special? no sé si “special” es la palabra, yo diria “drama” molio no más
Did you fall in love? no, la obsesión es todo lo contrario al amor.

2009: Friends and Enemies
Did you meet any new friends this year? si, menos mal hueón.
Did any of your friendships end? si, no por mi culpa.
Did you dislike anyone? si, a unos pocos.
Did you make any new enemies? no, no creo.
Did you resolve any fights? nope
Who was your closest friend? Paulina
Who did you grow apart from? unas pocas personas
Do you have any regrets when it comes to your friendships? nah

2009: Your birthday

Did you have a cake? una torta que estaba mal escrito “feliz cumpleaños”
What did you do for your birthday? invitar amigas y además estaba mi mamá por lo que me acuerdo.
Did you have a party? en realidad no, pero este 2010 ufffff, no todos los dias se cumplen 23
Did you get any presents? claro que si
If so what was the best thing you got? el pasaje para ir a la patagonia y la reconciliación de mi madre y yo (mamona mode on).

2009: All about you

Did you change at all this year? si.
Did you dye your hair? si y quedó mal teñido
Did you get your hair cut? no, solo las puntas
Did you change your style? no
Were you in school? algo asi, pero peor 
Did you get good grades? no, bastante midiocres.
Did you have a job? no, necesito uno
Do you drive? no, debo aprender
Did you own a car? no, que tristeza mi vida
Did anyone close to you give birth? no, o sea mi primo mauro, el papá del año, no, pero su mina si
Did you move at all? eso significaria si me mude?, si, me mude de barrio, a uno pelo lais
Did you go on any vacations? patagonia, y partes chicas del sur
Would you change anything about yourself now? mi peso corporal, mi pelo y mis cicatricez.

2009: Wrap Up
Is 2009 a good year? no, si tuviera que denominarlo seria “un año loquillo”.
Did 2009 bring any new insights? eso espero, o sino, mi “fe y esperanza” tiene fecha de vencimiento.
Do you think 2010 will top 2009? eso espero y no solo para mi sino para todos los que quiero.